(Standalone single)
This is genuinely appalling. Unfortunately for the person who requested this, it will be my shortest review. Ever.
Google the lyrics. Apart from the semi-decipherable Kurtis Blow's "The Breaks" sample part, featuring the electric guitar sound, you will get nothing. Looking up the words to this 'song' is the least productive thing you can do on the internet next to watching footage of paint dry which, would arguably, be more interesting.
The gimmick, granted, does extended to the degree, albeit extreme, of the song charting at an impossibly high #20, though, from what I read, #1 was the intended spot to reach. And the video is hilarious. True brilliance in the context of the track, so, still not all that really.
Basically, this track is like the sound of an aged leather sofa creaking and then dying as an overweight person trips on their impossibly tiny and strained ankles, only to squash the material beyond recognition.
I really don't know what the idea was here.
I don't care either.
And that, is it.
Can I go now?
★
Versions of "Chacarron (Macarron)"
Single Version – 2:46